When you, on occasion, hear a song and realize it’s a song you’ve been trying to find for months or years
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
I wish you earned money in real life like you do in video games
by destroying your enemies
And shaking trees
Walking blatantly into people’s houses while they’re home and rummaging through their drawers and bedrooms right in front of them, stealing their life savings while they look on then having a short conversation with them before leaving
weightlesslives:This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read everPosting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.